mosquitoes

a disgrace to humanity

"mosquitoes are HORRIBLE, I HATE MOSQUITOES"

by $oda Tabz June 20, 2025

mosquito ringer

a ringtone some people buy

some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off

friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.

by paigeasaurus rex September 12, 2010

money mosquito

American insurance companies

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?

by lmaougottabekidding July 13, 2017

mosquito

The satan of nature.

"I just got bitten by a mosquito."

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 9, 2024

mosquito veal

n. someone with extremely sensitive skin who is prone to mosquito, and various other insect-bites a.k.a. someone who is destined to die from either encephalitis or the west nile virus

Dude! WTF! I was only outside for like 5 seconds! How did I get so many mosquito bites? I guess I'm mosquito veal. ToT

by koinu-chan January 14, 2009

mosquito

they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!

mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*

by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022

Mosquito

Somebody thats u call when they're being annoying

Stop being such a mosquito

by Dick tsunami December 30, 2016