by LivelyDK October 13, 2025

A man who is very strong, shaped as a Greek god and loves sport.
Usually has big biceps and won’t ever betray his friends
Usually has big biceps and won’t ever betray his friends
by Idiot in a hole 101 May 5, 2019

by Coke can2 February 13, 2021

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!
by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.
When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.
by Major Wood July 8, 2003

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.
Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
