mommy dyke

a very maternal lesbian.

a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.

Tina: You're tag is sticking out. Let me get it for you *sticks tag back in shirt*
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke

by Thunda! October 1, 2007

Mommy Nessa

a female with too much ass fam and a large portion of breast

Mommy Nessa got a fat butt hiei tried to eat it

by Shahj928 May 14, 2021

mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"

Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."

by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021

Cum Mommy

A Femdom who loves cum and is deserving of draining one of their cum.

If you think i’m worthy, i can be your cum mommy ;)

by Tot3xx September 27, 2022

Mommy milkers

Someone with a big ass chest.And people like to lay on them 😭

You:damn she has some mommy milkers

Me:some what
You:bitch a big chest

by Nniyahhhh January 28, 2022

scary mommy

a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog

Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick

scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER

by lil pickle bro August 4, 2019

mommy hours

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.

I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.

by bawtx May 12, 2011