mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?

by dogga July 29, 2008

pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.

damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there

by Kdawgy December 29, 2006

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019

Weiner Mitten

The area between a woman's breasts.

Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.

by The Chris G. January 22, 2008

Hidden Mitten

The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.

For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."

by Road Crow April 5, 2011