A Midwestern city in Missouri with about 51,000 people. In Joplin, you are either a weed-smoking gay person who can’t wait to get out, or an ultra-conservative Christian who thinks that Planned Parenthood was run by Satan, worships Donald Trump, and attends one of the thousands of churches here. Most famous for Route 66 and the May 22, 2011 tornado. The north side of town is where you can find the not-so-rare Joplin Tweaker, who you can find dancing around higher than heaven and stealing Walmart bikes. The south side of town is where you find all of the houses built by Schuber-Mitchell, and where you find zero trees. Joplin features Joplin High School, which was destroyed in the tornado. It looks fancy, but it was shoddily built. It’s claimed to be EF5-proof, but 90% of the building is glass. The teachers and administration are fine, but the school board is full of wannabe conservatives who hate students and regularly fuck over the school. Joplin is represented in Congress by Billy Long, the Janna the Hutt-lookin’ motherfucker from nearby Springfield.
Little Johnny: Mommy, where are we?
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!
Mom: We’re in Joplin, Missouri!
Little Johnny: Who’s that?
Mom: Why, that’s just a naked heroin addict talking about how the Democrats are going to cause the apocalypse!
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1. Minsoo: Can i borrow a piece of gum?
2. Minsoo: Hey can i borrow that last slice of pizza?
3. Minsoo: Hi can i borrow that pencil?
Friend: You're not gonna "minsoo borrow" it are you?
Minsoo: (passive aggressively) No you.
2. Minsoo: Hey can i borrow that last slice of pizza?
3. Minsoo: Hi can i borrow that pencil?
Friend: You're not gonna "minsoo borrow" it are you?
Minsoo: (passive aggressively) No you.
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There are many parallels between Arnold, Missouri and Granite City, Illinois such as: Everyone in sourrounding areas considers themselves superior to Arnold, often making it the butt of classist jokes. The high school has the exact same school colors and Mascott. People are reconed to have fancy pickup trucks and fly the stars and bars, but not quite as much as in unincorporated Jefferson county. And the favored shopping mecca of both cities, Wal to the Mart. Only Arnold is just in the process of building their Super Center and Granite has had theirs.
Having lived both places, Arnold is on the way to somewhere and many people pass through it and business and expantion are on an upswing. Granite, on the other hand is somewhere that most people try to avoid. There is no downtown area in Arnold and there is a trailer court across from the high school, whereas Granite has a beautiful 30+ year old strip mall.
Arnold is also much, much cleaner than Granite. Annual flooding of the banks of the Marimac tends to spruce things up a little each spring.
People from just about everywhere say, OH..and change the subject upon discovering that you are from either place, but for the most part the people who live in these towns are pretty are nice. Unless you sit and tell them about how awful the place is that they live and then they may understandably express frustration and offence.
There are many parallels between Arnold, Missouri and Granite City, Illinois such as: Everyone in sourrounding areas considers themselves superior to Arnold, often making it the butt of classist jokes. The high school has the exact same school colors and Mascott. People are reconed to have fancy pickup trucks and fly the stars and bars, but not quite as much as in unincorporated Jefferson county. And the favored shopping mecca of both cities, Wal to the Mart. Only Arnold is just in the process of building their Super Center and Granite has had theirs.
Having lived both places, Arnold is on the way to somewhere and many people pass through it and business and expantion are on an upswing. Granite, on the other hand is somewhere that most people try to avoid. There is no downtown area in Arnold and there is a trailer court across from the high school, whereas Granite has a beautiful 30+ year old strip mall.
Arnold is also much, much cleaner than Granite. Annual flooding of the banks of the Marimac tends to spruce things up a little each spring.
People from just about everywhere say, OH..and change the subject upon discovering that you are from either place, but for the most part the people who live in these towns are pretty are nice. Unless you sit and tell them about how awful the place is that they live and then they may understandably express frustration and offence.
Hey, I'm going to LA over spring break...haha...lower Arnold, Missouri.
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I'm going to UCLA...upper corner lower Arnold...haha
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I'm going to UCLA...upper corner lower Arnold...haha
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Jen: 'It's sexist to see women objectified like this in the media.'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
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