Minnesota meat mash

When two or more guys are penetrating a women and can feel each others meat

Me and john had a Minnesota meat mash

by 12345Eddie12345 November 13, 2014

Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.

After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.

by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015

minnesota blow job

A sexual act out of state that never actually happened

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't

by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016

minniear

Being consistently and dependably accurate.

"Well, Adam was right about the score of the game."

"Of course he was; he's so minniear!"

by Hodgenfraus March 4, 2016

minnesota freezer

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat

" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"

by Rollsause February 14, 2017

Minnesota Sweat Lodge

When you fart while driving and the heat is on max amplifying the smell. Lock windows for best results.

On the way to deer camp, Bob gave us a Minnesota Sweat Lodge and I nearly died.

by Dinkodare October 15, 2017

Minnesotad

The act of fingering a moh and/or beoir in a public place.

“Did you hear Jack minnesotad some beoir in whelans in Saturday”

by Chublink January 24, 2018