Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is love, minecraft is life, just like Shrek. You can call it just another game, but we, gamers, we know that it's the end of the world. Minecraft is so, real, it's emotional, Minecraft's music, shall be our children lullabies.

Kid in 2086: Hey grandpa, do you know what's Minecraft?
Grandpa: Ah, yes.. Sit down child, I've got a lot to tell you.

by xxjessicaaddinsonxx August 18, 2020

Minecraft

A nice, calming game, but people anywhere won’t shut the fuck up about it.

MINECRAFT SOOO BETTER THAN ALL GAMES

by 4KCoby November 22, 2021

Minecraft

That one game that makes you super nostalgic. Wanting the good ol' days back

the nostalgia of Minecraft:

*Sweden begins to play, drowning out all your thoughts as it fills your head*

*You begin crying*

by poopooman28 May 12, 2019

Minecraft

A Videogame Developed By Mojang Studios in 2009. since then the game has had millions of players, making it one of the most popular videogames in the entire WORLD!

I Cant Wait for the new 1.17 Minecraft update!

by KineticNugget November 16, 2020

Minecraft

BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.

Minecraft boys

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018