reverse microwave

a not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant

Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!

Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.

Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!

Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.

by vulvasker November 12, 2009

Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.

The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.

by marblew August 2, 2011

Microwaveable Fuckpile

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.

"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."

by telefpreen February 15, 2009

microwave

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due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2020

Mongolian Microwave

Located on the vagina of an asian woman, this is where you place food for heating and flavorful purposes.

John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.

by rjonesy October 15, 2010

i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022

Chinese Microwave

A multi stepped sexual process:

1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass

Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?

George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.

by Tangeriine May 17, 2011