minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022

Bloodedge the minion

An OC that is infamous for being a generic edgy OC that you can probably find on deviant art.
sorry for being so short there's like 0 actual good sources

name: Bloodedge the Minion
age: 16
gender: male
weapon: bloodedge (gets stronger with every kill)
attacks: blood slash, blood slice,
blood stab
finisher: blood decapitate
personality: doesn't get along with humans, minions fear but respect him, prefers to be alone listening to music or training
favorite bands: KoRn, System of a
Down, Shinedown
friends: Sonic, Tails, Goku
quote: "meh... *listens to music*"

by 933 August 14, 2025

Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

Minion

minions are a yellow pichula that smells like shit beacuse their arms are so short that they cannot clean their anus

the minions are just gru slaves xddddxdxdxd

by losminionshuelenaraja April 7, 2022

Jelly jar minion

Jelly jar minion was a skin in minion rush. He was the best skin ever and fucking minion rush deleted him.

Cool kid: OMG i love jelly jar minion
Minion rush: I hate jelly jar i am going to delete him

by Tiner44 May 25, 2025

Minion cum

Yellowish tinge and tastes like gummy worms

"Oh man that minion cum is so tasty"!

by Jafar Gallagher June 3, 2023

minion horde player

Someone who likes spamming minion horde and mega knight while riding big black cocks

"Dan is definitely gay"
"How do you know?"
"He's a minion horde player"

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023