Metric Crapload

Used when "a crapload" just doesn't cut it.

Holy Hell i got a Metric Crapload in the back of my car.

by Schwebb July 1, 2008

über metric

über (meaning really) metric (meaning cool). Originated by two study groups of River School that were about to go on the radio. They decided to create interesting words that would either give the impression to the general audience that they were extraordinarily smart or just a few dumb fucks. Now, nation wide, people are using über metric whenever they go in front of a public audience (ie. school intercom, radio, telivision, MC of a concert)

Well that concludes tonights über metric weather report.

Dude wasnt that movie über metric?

by emma yip May 16, 2006

Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011

METRIC

A female of gargantuan size.

A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.

Originates from the term “Metric tonne”

“She’s a bit of a metric”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”

by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser April 17, 2006

metric shitload

The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.

Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.

by Diego September 28, 2003

Mericka

A girl who is very loving, strong willed, intelligent, and wonderful. Dependable and always willing to be a helping hand.

If you gain her friendship it is something to treasure. If you break her trust in any way it will take a long time to gain it back.

"I love Mericka, she is just the best person to go to for help."

by echoholly22292 January 9, 2013

The Metric System

Communist bullshit

I asked for directions in France and some frog sonuvabith told me to go 3 kill-o-meeters, I can't believe those commie bastards actually use The Metric System over there.

by Lt_Allah June 18, 2017