Merment

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

by Jammo March 14, 2004

Merminge

Term used to describe a vagina that becomes exceedingly wet during intercourse. Word derived from the belief that the lady in question is half mermaid.

If I'd known I was going to be facing a merminge I would've brought a pair of water wings and goggles with me...

by Charmingly Shallow April 14, 2008

ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

merome

A name for a gay couple that features Jerome ask and bajan Canadian

Merome looks so cute.

by Smart guy #162 January 1, 2017

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

mermaidin'

when you're too poor to afford a/c or a nice fan and it's so hot that you gotta stay in the shower or tub all day long to cool off...

Guy: "babe...omfg...it's like 120 degrees outside and its hot as shit in here too...what should we do?"

Girl: "i've been mermaidin' alllll day so i have no idea whatchu talkin about"

by pdp assault September 9, 2011

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014