<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>

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memoretarded

A state a person is in where they cannot remember anything. This is often brought on by alcohol.

Kalli is studying for her test because she is memoretarded.

by Kalli S December 24, 2008

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memorites

Memories measured in the form of megabytes.

"When I looked back on last summer I have a couple of gigs worth of memorites."

"Wow that's a lot."

by Nestry July 2, 2008

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Memorzeiding

Memorizing information that will never be useful in the future by accident.

I can't stop memorzeiding shit.
Jack was memorzeiding the other day, then he got raped.

by Asshatzzzzz December 21, 2008

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A memo send out by the CEO of a company that denotes a unpaid shutdown, forced time off or explains why there was or will be a layoff. Memorectums usually are sent out just before the holidays and can include pay cuts or loss of benefits. When reading the memorectum, the employee has the sensation of a large object being shoved up their rectum.

Lunchroom conversation: "Bro... did you get the memorectum Dick Head sent out today?... there's another round of paycuts and layoff next week."

by WildEddie November 4, 2009

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