meeting

A period of time used to talk about the things(work) you should do if you were not in a meeting.

we have a meeting for the project at 10Am.

by David Croteau. August 10, 2006

board meeting

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.

Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"

by nigrodha February 3, 2007

melting

getting high off super dank weed that makes one appear to be melting.

Mr. "hey mary jane, are you melting tonight?"
M.J. "yeah!"

by green bhudman May 19, 2008

melting fart

generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt or peel off.

That guy just released a melting fart in that crowd of people!.....omg.....(face melts)

by Otzi August 17, 2005

breakfast meeting

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.

I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.

by nsh1212 March 14, 2008

Board Meeting

Taking a Shit

Man I had a board meeting earlier and it was rough

by darkvortex August 27, 2009

Fines meeting

A drinking ceremony after a sports game where players and those invited get fined for there play. The meeting is run by the fines master, who calls up the attendees one at a time for comment on their game and opens the floor to comment. Thereafter they must drink what ever concoction has been made. Nonalcoholics must have either a can of coke under high pressure (been knocked around) or whatever nonalcoholic concoction has been made (all ingredients welcome). There are formalities for drinking if you've lost (with left hand), if you've won (right hand) or drawn (both hands). The Formalities for addressing the fines master are "to the fines master through the chair with the utmost respect of course of course..." and the anti-fines master (who replaces the fines master to fine him and anyone else he wants ""to the anti-fines master through the chair with the utmost disrespect of course of course..." Anyone who speaks out of turn or breaks the rules must be fined Also toilet breaks must be called a "harry broosky".

A Fines meeting takes place in the change rooms or in the home club house.
Fines master: John, up standing.
Player, John, gets up and stands in front next to fines master
Fines master: I think you had a good game, you collect the ball and distributed it well, overall not too bad.
Another Player: To the fines master with the utmost respect of course of course, I would like to point out that John missed an easy tackle and he was not in his possition when we were trying to score at the end! And that is shocking even for John.. I think he deserves a double fine!
Fines master: Thats in good order, he shall drink twice.
Fines master hands John his drink.

by Surfer57 September 1, 2009