Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

mouth me

Something a guy says when he wants a girl with her mouth to suck on his cock.

Girl: Ohhh yeah... where do you want it??
Guy: Mouth me.

by Drew in the Ham May 26, 2006

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

Aje you dey motivate me

A common Nigerian word used to express encouragement or when been sarcastic about something

Me- dash conductor change
Sapa- aje you dey motivate me

by Favourite sunflower June 29, 2021

Money Following Me

Also known as: MFM

Chasing money to a point where it follows you. As in overlapping. When this is done, you are forever surrounded by money.

Coined and made popular by the music artist, Thoro.

A: "What you been up to?"
B: "Shit, grinding so hard, this Money Following Me!"

by Episode_Eve February 5, 2012

my mom does not love me

Ha u lonely.

Hey mom do u love me
No
my mom does not love me

by Khaleel_Light May 6, 2021

mommy hits me

ow

mommy hits me every day

by ur cuzion May 10, 2022