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syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis
Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"
by JDMerk September 28, 2006
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Porkus Maximus

Synonymous with "whole hog". Taking a given endeavor to the maximum extent with wanton disregard for any collateral damage. The focus is on maximizing the end result. In other words, the ends are more important than the means of achieving that end result.

The term was first coined by Pat Buchanan to describe Hillary Clinton's campaign.
Kyle: "What's your strategy tonight at the bar?"

Daniel: "I plan on aggressively playing all my cards."

Tom: "So you want to go 'whole hog'?"

Daniel: "Indeed, porkus maximus!"
by Hoggard February 18, 2009
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Beautious Maximus

Compound of Beautiful and Gluteus Maximus. aka: a great ass.
Dude, check out that beautious maximus! It's the best one I've seen all day!
by wave, dave the wave May 29, 2009
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gooficus maximus

Faux latin to describe a situation that has become goofy to the maximum extent.
Dude, when Vander wore that underwear on his head at the party, that was totaly gooficus maximus.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006
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disgustus maximus

Another term for George W. Bush. The full title is "Emperor Disgustus Maximus"
The Iraq War has been another incompetent effort led by Disgustus Maximus
by Gunner Stephie August 4, 2007
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Grodius Maximus

A clever way to describe something that is extremely gross but normally shouldn't be.
That vase is totally grodius maximus
This new cologne smells grodius maximus on me
by Rothinator April 19, 2009
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dorkus maximus

scientific term for an the individual who is a complete a total dork. see dork (definition by tara)for more information
tara is a dorkus maximus. she totally started the dork revolution!
by taralina July 14, 2003
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