Dirty Matthieu

When you are supposed to work from home but all you do is watch amputee midget gay porn.

Holy ballsweat, I have been working from home for a couple of weeks now but haven't done a single shit. I'm such a Dirty Matthieu.

by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021

Matthias

Call of duty 4 clan, well known in South Africa for it's consistent results.

Clan Matthias is dominating this Cod season!

by hai2u2u2u2u2u2u October 18, 2008

Mattiasexual

When someone is in love with Mattia Polibio

y/n:Who is he?
Kairi: He is Mattia

y/n: He’s hot
Kairi:Ik Ik
y/n: we must be mattiasexual

by _iykyk_ January 6, 2021

Mathias

A guy who ghosts you.

I got mathiased.

by Ostemannen December 3, 2018

Mattia polibio

Mattia polibio is the hottest guy ever. Every girl is in love with him.

Mattia polibio is so hot!

by Mattias wife December 28, 2019

Mathias

The gayest kid ever meet and has sucked more cock than anyone. He would meet a guy off the gay tinder just so he would get some good dick. Everyone secretly hates him bc he thinks he’s popular. What a fag

Mathias is the gayest most annoying kid I’ve ever met

by Jrkfifirjbrbdjeiei January 23, 2018

Mathias

Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.

He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.

Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"

You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."

Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"

by OUSHGF June 24, 2011