Matthew 

A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.

"I really want to fuck a Matthew" - Said every smart person ever.

Matthew by bluegreengrass January 13, 2014

matthew 

a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you

person 1: my life is miserable
person 2: and i'm assuming its because of matthew?
person 1: correct

matthew by swimmergrlweatherspoon November 24, 2010

Matthew 

A retard who likes to steal my animal crackers. He does not like jesus at all. He steals my locker code and opens my locker when he wants to. In total he is a poop.

Girl one: Matthew ERASED JESUS OFF THE BORED!?!?
Girl two: LETS SHOE HIM!!!

Matthew by retarded ninja November 28, 2011

matthew 

a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.

i hate all matthew's

matthew by -bil- January 14, 2008

Matthew 

if you come across a matthew in your path you are very unlucky. they tend to be very unloyal and like to completely disregard your feelings and your opinions on certain situations. if you ever have a matthew as a boyfriend terminate it immediately as they tend to break hearts after making you fall in love with them first.

who made you fall in love with them then left and tried to worm there way back in after realising what they lost?

Matthew

Fuck you matthew xx

Matthew by yourFavBae April 12, 2020

Matthew 

A common male name in English Speaking Countries. The name is also used in the Christian Bible as a name for one of the four Gospels.

Matthew has just scored a goal!

Matthew! Come back here!

Matthew by ShockingPython February 19, 2017

Matthew 

A dumbass, who is really annoying, and almost is a total douche bag.

Girl 1: Stop being such a Matthew.
Boy 1: You did not just go there.

Matthew by koolkatzzz June 28, 2012