the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
by chupateta October 23, 2008
Yo son.. Where's my fricken quesadillas.. That road head was pretty good lass nite huh.. We best do it again but this tyme at a dead end street!!
by Ur bud June 14, 2003
James Martinez is a powerhouse
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf September 25, 2019
When a man ejaculates on a woman's back and then pisses to wash it off; giving the effect of a Mexican's back after crossing the Rio Grande.
by HermioneGrangerScrewer December 05, 2009
Omar is the world famous ball licker. Omar is known around the world for licking big gay balls. Omar lives in parlier CA and has a statue of him licking balls built in that city. People from around the world love to stop by and see him lick balls.
John: Yo Nate have you heard the big news?
Nate: No what’s up?
John: Dude the famous ball licker Omar Martinez is in town. We should go see him
Nate: I’m down
Nate: No what’s up?
John: Dude the famous ball licker Omar Martinez is in town. We should go see him
Nate: I’m down
by #1 ball licker fan 174929 July 24, 2020
Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
by green gazes March 14, 2018
Kid who has small pepe and likes boys. Also has a boyfriend named Tyler Morrow. Thinks he’s fast but loses on track
by Ydkkff May 31, 2019