gerard martinez

Yo son.. Where's my fricken quesadillas.. That road head was pretty good lass nite huh.. We best do it again but this tyme at a dead end street!!

"Put it in ur Mouth (BO)"

by Ur bud June 14, 2003

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James Martinez

A bowling ball that can knock all 10 pins without any pins.

James Martinez is a powerhouse

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Wet Back Martinez

When a man ejaculates on a woman's back and then pisses to wash it off; giving the effect of a Mexican's back after crossing the Rio Grande.

"I could have sworn Hermione Granger was Mexican after I gave her a Wet Back Martinez"

by HermioneGrangerScrewer December 5, 2009

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Omar is the world famous ball licker. Omar is known around the world for licking big gay balls. Omar lives in parlier CA and has a statue of him licking balls built in that city. People from around the world love to stop by and see him lick balls.

John: Yo Nate have you heard the big news?

Nate: No what’s up?

John: Dude the famous ball licker Omar Martinez is in town. We should go see him

Nate: I’m down

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jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .

by green gazes May 10, 2018

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