New Market

n.
1. metaphoric term that describes something galaxy-far away
2. a nation of its own; usually very distant and pugnacious
3. a slang term for an immense field for grazing cows
4. a irreversible step one can never come back from or a place that is never commutable
related words: Austria, Dan Chong
by Soohoon April 14, 2004
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Marketing Department

The Marketing Department ("666"), is the most wholly evil and wrong thing on this earth. The marketing department is responsible for marketing the goods and/or services of the respective company for which they are employed. This career line, however, is so packed with those who had no idea what to do with their lives that the quality of such departments is next to 0 out of 10. The term "Marketing Department" should not, however, be confused with the awesome Japanese "Geniuses".
"What the hell makes McDonalds' marketing department think this is a good idea?"

"Man, I love Japanese condom advertisements!"
by guy_incognito July 27, 2005
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After Market

It’s After Market
It makes it go faster
by Dates1010 January 15, 2021
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meet market

A social network dating site. Play off of meat market.
That site is such a meet market. I took my profile down- the whole process creeps me out.
by amesababe December 06, 2010
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market street

A place where kids from all towns come to get hot girls snapchats and maybe hook up with someone while your there.
Brandon: Where should we go to find girls?
Nick: Market street
by Cat dog July 30, 2017
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Reality Marketing

Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by "dotJenna" which involves showing your whole ass when you and your friends try to overthrow democratic elections.
dotJenna thought she wanted to do some reality marketing, but then she got a small taste of reality.
by Redder Texas January 08, 2021
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Marketing Jizz

Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
by bmwgnome May 14, 2011
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