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"MARIO YOU ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI STOP IT AND EXCERSIZE!" "shut the fuck up luigi you stupid bitch
Mario by Big city eater May 6, 2021
some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living
in the distance: it's a me, mario!

peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles
mario by azurean May 7, 2021
An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's, Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.

Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits
Oh no Mario, not them mushrooms again!

Mario better fix that plumbing or I'll shove 'em wrenches where the sun don' shine!
Mario by seabohrium May 28, 2021
Mario is a very reliable person. He has an attractive smile. He's like a father to his friends. He's a good boy, but a bad boy in bed. I love his eyes, because sometimes they talk. He's rational, but sensitive. He looks good in white v-neck shirt. He has his own ways to love you, you will get confused at first, but you will always long for it at the end. He deserves the world. He could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Worth to treasure!
I wish I still have Mario with me.
Mario by don'tcry June 7, 2021
the best boyfriend i can ever had i llove him so muchπŸ’“
β€œmario is the best!”
mario by el<333 July 25, 2021
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Mario is 🚩.
Mario by Noname9109 November 2, 2021