major key

A term used for an idea or way of living that improves your life, mind and soul.

Major key: Don't listen to they.

by Huegie June 14, 2016

English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

by JanOLeary July 20, 2008

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman December 23, 2007

Major Perv

People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.

X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."

by rperazag June 28, 2010

major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009

major victory

3rd place contestent on who wants to be a superhero?
somethimes funny, always worring about his hair.

major victory-"call me mr. shiney pants!"

by shaneyney September 10, 2006

Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.

John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will

by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019