Acting the Maggot

Phrase originating from Limerick, Ireland. Acting the maggot means acting the fool or the idiot.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Luke last night?
Friend 2: No! What happened?
Friend 1: He got really drunk and started acting the maggot in front of everyone!

by Conzie July 22, 2016

Maggot

A loathsome bottom-feeder. An individual that survives on what others throw away. Or, lives and thrives off of the decay of others.

Did you hear about that guy who took all the elderly peoples money in a scam?" "what a friggin maggot

by Hatinlife2k8 December 20, 2010

maggot shit

A person so contemptible and reprehensible an excuse of a human being that they are the equivalent of maggot excrement.

Trump is such a maggot shit. He's not the maggot itself, he's its shit.

by nuit et jour December 6, 2018

flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..

"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."

by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007

Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

by Maggalaggadingdong August 27, 2006

Maggie

Meaning of perfection

You broke my heart Maggie

by Raphaël May 18, 2015

full maggin

During the act of sexual intercourse the man will go ball deep and insert his two testicles up the womans anus. It is said to bring a strange pleasure, especially when the testicles are removed and the famous "clack, clack" sound is heard.

1)"Oh mate was full maggin a girl last night and my bollocks have never been more supple"

2)Ollie: "Hey i shagged that girl last night"
George: "Wow did you full mag her"
Ollie: "Naturally"

by dcv November 14, 2007