Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".

Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.

by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010

Machunk Rack

A type of rack you can ask for in ruit. It is a mad up of 4 cups and looks like a sideways diamond. It can also be called a sideways vagina, sideways diamond, loose vagina, the slut, skankbag or reverse diamond.

Ruit Player 1 : Hey man can we get a Machunk Rack?

Ruit Player 2 : Whatever man, thats mad gross though.

Kid Watching Game: MACHUNK! MACHUNK! MACHUNK!

by Mark " Dr. C's butt boy" Cruz November 11, 2010

meme machine

someone who is in love with memes and just cant stop being annoying to their friend

Person 1: "Who is she?"
Person 2: "A meme machine...Sadly"
Meme Machine: "WATcH OuT"

by meme_machine_ January 6, 2017

deuce ex machina

For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.

Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.

"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"

"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."

Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.

by shizzinator March 31, 2010

body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005

Machigainai

adj.
1. Without mistake
2. Undoubtedly

"Sakki no jutsu, machigainai, Rasenganda!"
Meaning:
The jutsu undoubtedly is the Rasengan.

by ShashankS December 9, 2009

time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.

I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.

by umad69696 July 31, 2010