waving my dick in the wind

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
by cockshitballs August 03, 2007
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Suck my dick, or cock

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."
The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!
by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011
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freezing my dick off

When it's the coldest you've ever been.
I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!
by downtimedanny February 25, 2016
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are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real
“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied
by bahka78 October 06, 2021
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Get off my dick

stop following me, get out of my hair
jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!
by Double D1021 December 06, 2014
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Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you
by New gen slang September 12, 2019
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suck my dick bitch

1. An insult like fuck off. 2. A way to pick up bitch's on the street cause they horny and want to put their sticky ass cock in you moth and give you herpes.
1. You're so fucking annoying suck my dick bitch 2. You're looking fine come and suck my dick bitch.
by IDK CAUSE EVERY NAME IS TAKEN December 07, 2021
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