by Nopyyy February 2, 2024
Get the John Mufflermug. When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.
"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
by (O)victim June 22, 2025
Get the (O)Possum Mufflermug. Someone who likes to sniff the shit off of someone’s penis after they did it with a guy that had shit on his butthole
Guy1 - Wassup bro what did you do last night?
Guy2- Nothing Much.. just had a threesome last night and one of the guys was a weenie muffler.
Guy2- Nothing Much.. just had a threesome last night and one of the guys was a weenie muffler.
by TheUrbanKing444 May 1, 2025
Get the Weenie mufflermug. by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022
Get the Rusty mufflermug. Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.
It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.
by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025
Get the See Mufflermug. by Anonymus_ May 20, 2021
Get the muffler.mug. I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
Get the Mufflermug.