mueif

a fart with your armpit shoulders and balls

Dude, last night I had my first mueif!

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

mueef

a man queef where a man is screwing himself and busts a nut and then farts.

aww he just mueefed himself it sounds like.

by codenamesnakeskin June 30, 2009

Muessling

A girl who is repeatedly beat by her bitch roomate in college.

That poor girl is a Muessling. Could you imagine having her roomate?

by Whit-whit September 22, 2009

muequera

Colombian slang for mouth or lips

Cuidado, la sopa esta caliente y se quema la muequera

by sshh2010 November 4, 2010

mueck

A man who really needs to grow up, possibly also some genitals. Should listen to his friends more and party harder. Underneath however, usually a pretty good guy.

Hey, is Mueck out yet? Nah, he's still grounded

by YT13492 May 26, 2011

muente

Mexican toilet paper roll porn. Converse to hentai (tentacle porn). Originated when Japanese hentai artists travelled to Mexico and ate octopus burritos.

Man, that muente was hardcore.

Muente totally refreshes my bowels.

Pueblo: "Muente rocks my socks off!"

by superhotdolphinbabes69 November 8, 2012

muelch

/myoolCH/

noun

1. A loose blend of marijuana and tobacco

2. A spliff

verb

1. Blending marijuana and tobacco

2. The combined activities of rolling and smoking a spliff

3. The lone activity of rolling a spliff

-NOT the lone activity of smoking a previously rolled spliff mueltz

I'm about to muelch a muelch with this muelch I just muelched,

by Belvis the Pig June 2, 2014