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russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.
Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.
by kat-geo May 26, 2016
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Mosquito Day

The day humanity tries to kill as much mosquitos as possible on this day
~Yo dude, i killed 23 mosquitos today
-Why would you do that?
~Its mosquito day!
by UZUMAK! June 1, 2021
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Mosquito

A person who yaps in your ear all the time to your dismay
Grace is such a mosquito when she talks about winning the soccer championship
by Julian_kissme August 27, 2025
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Mosquito

The annoying bug that makes you f-ing itchy and lasts for 2 weeks of suffering
Hey there is a mosquito.
by Dremstet May 19, 2020
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.
by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018
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Mosquito Dating

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.
by The_politibro February 25, 2024
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