Mosquitos

Lawyers in insect form.

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.

by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018

anal mosquito

A very analy mosquito

"Is that a flying anus?" " Nope, just an anal mosquito

by PapiNorts April 9, 2017

mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit

guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."

by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010

Mosquito gang

A group of individuals who have organized orgys that hurt my buthole really bad

Jamal: you can't be part of the Mosquito gang if you don't have a wide asshole!
Jamarian: my assyolw is wide let me in!

by Shweesemeister March 30, 2023

mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

Mosquito

Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.

“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”

by cannabass November 22, 2022

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024