1. An insult defining someone's ugliness
2. Someone that thinks they are the hottest thing walking, but really just look like a frog
2. Someone that thinks they are the hottest thing walking, but really just look like a frog
Kaitlyn said the sex wasnt that good, so I said sex with her was like having sex witha mongolian mountain frog. The lights needed to be off and no one within a 2 mile radius
by Crazy_horse12 August 23, 2015
A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.
by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019
by metaltripod November 25, 2009
Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.
Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture
Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!
Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
by Dr. Gobble-dick February 06, 2009
The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.
by LHMC January 31, 2008
by krzysztofsobczak April 06, 2011