Mongolian Tea Party

When a lady on her period removes her tampon and releases her "flow" into the tank of a toilet. She then leaves the used tampon in the tank with the string dangling out of the back like the world's nastiest tea bag.
A* My boyfriend cheated on me!

B* Girl! He's not worth you! Hit him with the Mongolian tea party before leaving his ass!
by WhiskeyRoler January 31, 2023
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Mongolian Deep throat

Similar to the Mongolian Throat Fuck, the Mongolian Deep Throat consists of oral sex with simultaneous Mongolian throat singing. While deep throating Hoby Buchanan style, the female will proceed to bust her own unique beat.
Timothy won’t be ready for my Mongolian deep throat!
by AnimeTiddyBoy December 30, 2021
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mongolian meat market

a festive gathering consisting only of males of the asian persuasion
hey you wanna go to jackie chans party?
um no its probally just gunna be a mongolian meat market
by metaltripod November 25, 2009
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Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.
Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
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Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)
My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.
by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009
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mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.
by LHMC January 31, 2008
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mongolian bow wow

when a lesbian cuts off a dogs penis and uses it as a strap on, ear fucks you and gives you aids.
that bio teacher did some hard core mongolian bow wowing on that gym teacher.
by krzysztofsobczak April 25, 2011
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