MOMMY VALO

MOMMY VALO IS THE MOST COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NIA ELISE MUFFIN AND HADI
SHES HAS BROWN HAIR AND SHE HOT ASF

HAVING FUN WITH HER FRIENDS CHILLING LOVING

everyone: AYO WHERES VALO

*VALO JOINED THE CHAT *
everyone: VALOOOOOOO ILY BIG FAN FUCK ME HAVE KIDS WITH ME

mommy valo: BET

everyone: LETS GOOO

by urihvh June 23, 2021

Mommy Nessa

a female with too much ass fam and a large portion of breast

Mommy Nessa got a fat butt hiei tried to eat it

by Shahj928 May 15, 2021

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015

mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"

Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."

by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021

mommy hours

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.

I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.

by bawtx April 21, 2011

Mommy milkers

Someone with a big ass chest.And people like to lay on them 😭

You:damn she has some mommy milkers

Me:some what
You:bitch a big chest

by Nniyahhhh January 28, 2022

Mommy Thighs

A woman with wide hips and chunky thighs that resembles the birthing hips of a mother. Also to referred to as mommy.

When she stands her legs don’t look as thunderous, but when she sits down, the meat on her thighs spread out, like pancake batter getting bigger on a hot skillet.

Man: Bro, That chick has some huge mommy thighs.

by euhhh February 04, 2022