micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.

He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.

by ardakirca March 14, 2025

Flag

Get the micro-masturbating mug.

Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

Flag

Get the Third person masturbating mug.

<.0.6.7.6.>Psychosomatically Masturbating Psychosocomatically<.0.6.7.6.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Flag

Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Psychosomatically Masturbating Psychosocomatically<.0.6.7.6.0.> mug.

<.0.6.7.6.>Psychosomatically Masturbating PsychosocomaticallyarisesisasAresesisaPsychomaticau <.0.6.7.6.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Flag

Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Psychosomatically Masturbating PsychosocomaticallyarisesisasAresesisaPsychomaticau <.0.6.7.6.0.> mug.

masturbHATING

when a hater enjoys hatin' a little too much and is possibly aroused

All you assholes who didn't like Prometheus are just masturbHATING!

by boomtrain December 15, 2012

Flag

Get the masturbHATING mug.

Mapsturbating

1) Obsessing over online maps to find the perfect route or trail you plan to use soon.

2) Wasting time exploring online maps to look at places you never expect or plan to visit.

1) That Shoeless guy sure spends a lot of time mapsturbating on his computer to find fun trails.

2) I know I'll never go there, but for some reason I spent hours mapsturbating at satellite views of Easter Island

by Greebo the Great October 24, 2014

Flag