Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. by colabear18 April 13, 2022
Get the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022mug. He died in the September 20th Massacre.
The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.
The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.
by ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ September 22, 2019
Get the September 20th Massacremug. A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too
by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024
Get the The Brian Jonestown Massacremug. The Catpeople Genocide/Massacre was an incident in 1993 that took the lives of 18 million catpeople in Dominia, not only that they have also resorted to launching a groundburst nuke on the catpeople subsequently leaving nothing behind.
The Catpeople Massacre was an incident in 1993 that took the lives of 18 million catpeople in Dominia, not only that they have also resorted to launching a groundburst nuke on the catpeople subsequently leaving nothing behind.
by edance May 22, 2024
Get the Catpeople Massacremug. by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024
Get the Shower Stall Massacremug. 1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.
If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.
2)
"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."
If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.
2)
"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."
Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"
by babyjesusmb August 12, 2009
Get the Rain Massacremug.