Martini

Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).

I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!

by Tinarr July 18, 2022

Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗

His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!

by Tinarr August 7, 2022

Ryan martinie

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro

Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022

martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022

Porcini Martini

A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.

"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."

by SlimJim1975 January 22, 2026