David Lopez

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.

Look its a gay David Lopez

by NiggerBAller42069 April 27, 2022

barack lopez

The coolest man on earth. A combination of George Lopez and Barack Obama. Anybody with eyes can see that he is clearly above us all.

Guy 1 - "yo dude im fucking #1!!"
Guy 2 - "no i think you're forgetting somebody...."
Guy 1 - "oh duhh i forgot barack lopez sorry man"
Guy 2 - "its okay you're a close #2"

by obamaluver123 July 20, 2009

jennifer lopez

A no talented souless greedy celebrity who only cares about herself and her money and does nothing to help poor hispanic communities in America

I am jennifer lopez and i am going to join scientology only for my career and to have an alien baby

by juiice February 03, 2007

Jennifer lopez

a fat assed bitch that probly has an ass hole too big to pleasure the largest penises

jennifer lopez hasn't any tread left on those tires, its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway

by billy the sperm June 10, 2006

filthy lopez

Used in the movie Deuce Bigelow 2 as a euphamism for a sexual act. The act is never defined, but I would assume it is a funny modification of the term "Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty = Filthy
Sanchez = Lopez

Filthy Lopez = Dirty Sanchez

Look up Dirty Sanchez for definition

by Chris December 26, 2005

Dirty Lopez

The act of leaving a shit eyebrow on a girl's forehead.

That bitch at the salon used so much eyebrow pencil that it looked like she gave me a Dirty Lopez.

My cock was so covered in shit that I could give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Lopez.

by BunnySkynet May 13, 2011

Emmanuel lopez

The tall puerto rican that lives down the street from you and looks just like weezy

Emmanuel lopez lives down the street from me and looks like weezy

by staniel mitchel February 14, 2009