Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin

by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.

“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”

by Troll200 August 18, 2023

Loot goblin

Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.

Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!

by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021

Booty Loot

Any kind of videogame loot

Aye bro, I found hella booty loot in that house

by Ernest P Worrell June 27, 2023

lanondorf looting

The act of breaking into a gay man's house and stealing his underwear

Brady was arrested for lanondorf looting

by AShrekle February 8, 2018

Lootely

Someone who is sort of off in the world.

Sara is very lootely today after being on anastasia 😬

by I need help.com May 5, 2018

Common loot

In video games, people you kill drop what they are carrying when you kill them, that stuff is called loot. If you are a regular minion, you drop common loot, if you are high level, you drop rare loot. If you are a boss you drop legendary loot

You look like you do common loot.

by Grams June 2, 2023