Local Morgan

‘Someone who lacks a gentile approach and thinks locals are always superior. Tends to like when authority favors then but is quick to burn the place down when they don’t get their way. Definitely totally didn’t sleep with their boss’

She's such a Local Morgan.

We have found our Local Morgan.
Don't be a Local Morgan.

by True Crime Replay January 26, 2022

local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

local wildlife

A person who is weird, annoying and you don't want to make eye contact with in fear of their crazy rant. A person who looks like they have lived in the area their whole life.

That regular customer is local wildlife

by Tonkosaurus July 22, 2020

local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

local hater

the exact opposite of locally hated except it's just making fun of the people who get made fun of *locally*

P1: Dude did you see that guy with the "locally hated" sticker?

P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.

by jessica worstershire October 24, 2019

local booth

The place at which is visited many times to where a person is known locally, hence the local booth

Yeah so the other day i was actin a fool up in the local booth because some new guy stepped to me

by D the Sneak June 30, 2008

Local slit

An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;

Local Slit is another derogatory word to describe the local "talent" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, in a certain locale when referring to a town, area or place.

Hey bro, did you want to come out to that party in Corio tonight and check out the local slit?

or

"How'd you go last night mate, any luck?" "Fuck yeah mate, got me some of that local slit last night"

by Butch23 February 22, 2022