Mounting Lion

The male version of a cougar. An older man who only targets younger women for sex.

Young Dude: Hey, what about her? She looks good.

Old Guy: Nah, she's too old. I like 'em young.

Young Dude: Man, you are a Mounting Lion. Go for it buddy!

by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

lion taming

trying to stick your head into a vagina

Tod attempted to stick his head in lucy's vagina, so he could brag to his friends that he was lion taming.

by mynameiswhatmynameiswhomyname May 19, 2014

lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)

Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.

by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012

in the lions mouth

This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.

Christie Anne had to go in the lions mouth to show people there is nothing to be afraid of.

by Imperyosi September 2, 2016

Snoop Lion

Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.

Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.

"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."

"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"

by Tipdock January 15, 2013

c-lion

cwar's other ghetto fab nickname

Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.

by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004

Lion Kinging

Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".

1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!

Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging

by The guy drinking a frappachino November 28, 2011