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Crank That Lincoln

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.
One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.
by Todd MacGuire December 29, 2007
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Full Lincoln

When you score four times, and then she blows your brains out.
Mary Todd didn't have the endurance to give me the Full Lincoln, so I seceded.

If only I had a sturdier Lincoln Log, then she'd have given me the Full Lincoln treatment.
by Monster Cock Bros. August 5, 2010
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Lindzoid

A type of Person that lives in Lindsay, Ontario. A person that does not keep up with their physical appearance, or hygiene. Very weird, and don't be surprised if you see them walking downtown drunk, at 10 in the morning.
look at that Lindzoid eat garbage off the sidewalk" or "wow, your a lindzoid
by Lindzoids rock June 16, 2010
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Lincoln

Sexy man with a huge penis and is a flat out stud at everything he does.
Hey it's Lincoln!
by Johny dep June 29, 2017
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abraham lincon

when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.
Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.
by Todd Bennison October 9, 2006
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Lincoln Tunnel

The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.
One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.
by hubiedubie December 13, 2012
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lincoln way east

School full of bomb threats and kids complaining about Lincoln way north
"Lincoln way east is better then North no matter what anyone says."
by Brunzy83 April 9, 2017
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