landcraft

landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.

Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"

Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."

by John Winston Lennon May 11, 2009

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab is the new way of saying "DAM THAT MINECRAFT HENTAI IS LIT"

Man... Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab
Yeah man, sane

by Ocelidon January 26, 2018

Minecraft Oofer

A young child, typically an 8-year old, who truly believes himself to be a god in Minecraft.

Hey, did you see Jack's little brother?
Yeah, he thinks he's a real Minecraft Oofer, doesn't he?

by WolfredMontgomery March 13, 2018

Minecraft Gangster

A user/person plays a block game (a.k.a Minecraft) and proceeds to sing hip-hop rap songs in public chatrooms or act like a gangster whilst talking to a user. What makes this dumb? They play Minecraft and act like they are apart of the bloods.

(NOTE: These users tend to actually not be who they are in real life.)

In a Discord chat room: "Imma shoot you up with my glock, 490 gang.

What they say when you confront them about their 'gangsterness': "I ain't a Minecraft gangster df, get outta here or I will shoot you with my glock.

Talking to a user: "Imma pull up with my squad to your house."

by minemansimulator August 25, 2018

Minecraft skeleton

A mob that wields a bow and arrow

Minecraft skeleton

by Uglyscptato September 26, 2019

Minecraft Secret Base

A Minecraft Secret Base is an underground structure that is strategically placed in an area where only the builder could find. The base would usually possess “God tier loot.”

“You will never find my “ Minecraft Secret Base” you nerd!

by StylingFiber April 22, 2020

Minecraft books

The four new bibles, the combat, construction, beginner's, and redstone handbooks are essential to have in any play through of life especially at a younger age.

Hey dude, do you have the Minecraft books?
Yeah lol, all 4
HE IS THE MESSIAH

by Dankey God October 5, 2020