Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.

“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”

by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022

Mrs. Leger

Mrs. Leger is a teacher who constantly gives out 35 page homework assignments only to lose them and say you didn’t do it. She’ll the give you a 0 and make you do it again. She also is spoiled by her rich husband and sense the switch teacher (Mrs. Tucker) smells bad and her students complain about it she will go in the switch teachers room and “chat” ( basically spraying hella expensive perfume straight into the air conditioner) so her students will stop complaining. She also wouldn’t care was that if her students died right in front of her. She also has to create a apraxia last ops team called Homework security to enforce her homework laws, because one of her students whose name starts with a G and ends with a T doesn’t do his homework.

Stop giving so much homework. You’re acting like Mrs. Leger.

by Froggyboy74 February 26, 2020

liegeoknife

A liege knifing someone in the rib

He Liegeoknifed me while I tried to steal his eggs.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 24, 2004

Finger Linger

After a High Five, when one or both parties maintain finger contact just a little too long, implying a desire for more intimate physical contact that may not be appropriate at the time.

She finger lingered after we high fived so I'd know she wanted sex later.

by Gimmefive June 13, 2016

Lingering Lolita

While a guy is eating box, you take the opportunity to wrap your legs around his head to hold him close while letting out a silent fart.

Last night Ted was chowing my box and I snuck him with a Lingering Lolita.

by LynnandMike January 6, 2009

liger

The opposite of a tion (a mythical creature reproduced from a male tiger and a female lion), a liger is an animal that is bred from a male lion and a female tiger.

The word 'liger' is a mix of the words 'lion' and 'tiger.'

Dave: I wonder what would happen if you bred a liger and a tion together...

Jacob: Then you would get a tligon...unfortunately, tions do not exist.

Dave: Well, you know what? They should.

by ElectricPoop December 19, 2009

Ligerous

What? I was too busy ebaying?

Ligerous, yeah, hes good alright,erm not.

Ligerous can't tank for shit.

by Bloodcell December 11, 2003