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oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper
“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer
by Saucedawg January 5, 2022
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Lawyer

Someone who studies or practices law, usually a member of the legal profession as either a solicitor or barrister. Very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.

Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
Alistair Vigier is trying to change the legal industry... by making lawyer memes...
by Bella45345 April 3, 2022
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Lawyer

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.
Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*
by Cyptor January 31, 2022
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A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!
Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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The Lawyer Friend

That one friend that is in a friend group who can defend you when you get in trouble, by teachers, students, or anyone for that matter. and when they do there lawyer stuff they actually get you or whoever there defending out of trouble.
"bro your honestley the Lawyer friend in this friend group."
by Skully_Kalish June 1, 2023
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lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer
Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged
by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023
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Lawyer

Person:Omg is that a lawyer
Me:Yes OMFG their so hot!
by SaulSimper March 12, 2023
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