Lawyer

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.

Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*

by Cyptor January 31, 2022

Lawyer

A professional liar.

My ex hired a lawyer.

by William Seremak September 26, 2022

lawyer school

no more law school, lawyer school is the next best thing. Just for lawyers nothing else.

mother: have a nice day at law school! child: no mother, it's better that law school. it's lawyer school!!

by iizzziiee April 22, 2022

Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

by fernvndooo August 14, 2022

Space lawyer

A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer

“Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”

by Icepik86 December 14, 2022

lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski May 21, 2018