Lettuce Kefka

Someone that is God like.

That person is Lettuce Kefka

by *NOT* lettuce Kefka March 25, 2004

Lettuce Wad

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.

You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?

by drJJL April 18, 2010

lettuce boy

The koolest kucumber to ever grace this plane of existence

"It's a lettuce boy"*faints*

by Trump's third buttock February 6, 2017

lettuce flakes

The remnants of iceberg lettuce that remain floating in the toilet after taking a loose, sloppy shit.

Hey Goblin, did you just shit? There's lettuce flakes all over the seat!

by agoblin November 9, 2017

Lettuce Gang

A semi cult group in which you make lettuce puns and use lettuce emojis.

Originally created by Loxxz, Dare, and Cupcake. You must be fluent in Chokla to join.

The lettuce gang is at it again

by HalfASoul January 16, 2019

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

by Honey mustard February 3, 2020

Lettuce

That one Twitter gal that is cringey, and mostly known for depression. Oh yeah, she draws or smth too, idk. She has a bad sense of humor and she likes bread :

Person 1: Hey Lettuce!! my dog died :(

Lettuce: huh, no shit. could've sworn i saw him on my dinner plate yesterday..And listen here you little shit, i don't care about your deadass dog. Go fuck yourself. And oh yeah, if you mention your dog again, I'll make you see him again. Anyway, hows ur day been? :o

by LettuceGodOfTwitter October 20, 2020