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Lansing Letter Bomb

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.
"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."
by Ziper December 9, 2007
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landon guy

Student at the Landon School in Bethesda, Maryland. Landon guys are smart kids who go on to become successful men.
sad kids who talk trash via urbandictionary.com: omg landon is so gay. they're all gay and preppy. (see every definition on this website)

landon guy: *shrugs, and goes back to hooking up with his hot ass wife*
by maury povich January 8, 2005
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Lawson

An amazing great lovely boy normally shy to make moves on a girl that he likes cute noice smart the best boy gorgeous
Lawson Defined as a "cutie"
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Landon

He probably is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. If you know a Landon you should date him, he is very athletic and tends to play baseball. He is very handsome and is a good friend even best friend and knows how to cheer you up.
Ady you should so date Landon he is so for you.

Landon and Ady are so perfect.

Landon is so good at baseball.
by Hi my mom says i am a faggot.. January 16, 2018
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Landon

Landon is nice, smart, funny, caring, and so much more! He has so many friends and all the girls want him! He has brown hair, brown eyes, and a perfect smile! He makes you feel important and special, he makes you laugh and smile. He is a dream guy! Whenever you are sad he cheers you up and never forgets about you. If you ever meet a Landon, keep him. He makes life better in many ways!
Landon is funny!
by QuinnLee22 November 27, 2018
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Landon

Beautiful, handsome man/boy with beautiful eyes, usually brown but sometimes greenishblue. Amazing boyfriend. Caring, but can be a dick to his friends. His friends usually dont care because hes good at telling jokes.
Damn, you got Landon as your bf? Hes hot.
by Res0 June 7, 2018
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lawson middle school

possibly one of the nerdiest schools in california next to kennedy middle school. azn chingstahs and indian apus roam free with their 16 gb ipods and nintendo ds. straght A's or their parents will KILL them. terrible food but good teachers
Bob: what school do u go to?
Chen: i go to da lawson middle school
Bob: mind doing my homework for me?
by ownersimpson January 21, 2010
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