LAN

‘LAN’ is an abbreviation for the term lazy ass nigga

Wow he is such a LAN, his dishes are all over his bed!

by wagglewigglewoggle June 22, 2021

LAN buds/homies

A LAN bud/homie is a friend that you only really consider a friend in reference to video games.

Essentially, a non-close friend who you only really interact with while playing video games.

Guy 1: hey you’re friends with him right? Why don’t you go talk to him

Guy 2: oh no we’re not really friends, we’re just LAN buds/homies

by MagicMooze November 2, 2021

Do it on LAN

when an online cs clan with uber CHODE, INTERP & cfg h4xx gets told off from nice ppl with 0.1 for being gay netcoders

OMFG GF SIF U KNEW FUKING ei|CRAZYKILLA
GF SIFNT HS U INTERPING BASTARD!!!!

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Do it on LAN

2. Exhale

Do it on LAN exhale, oh I forgot, you can't!

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

LAN meet

LAN meet, or Local Area Network meet - where you meet with several people and possibly bring your battlestation for a 'splitscreen' playing of a normally online or single player game.

"Hey, You coming to the LAN meet?"

by Gordon Freemium June 25, 2017

Lans

Let a nigga smash like cmon let me fuck

Come on shawty lans

by Papaspankm3 March 22, 2021

LAN donor

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.

As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)

by QuacksO August 21, 2025