lannings

Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.

A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."

by DoctorBread January 10, 2018

ni hao kai-lan

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today

kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!

by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

kes lan

Halt's Maul man, Laber nicht!

Redest wieder über Patte? - Kes Lan!

by turkishplayboi June 16, 2020

lan lowry

Biggest milf, biggest tits you'll ever see.
teach you can wank over

have you seen the lan lowry
yeah she is so hot

by Big tits lowry October 22, 2017

Yu Lan

Yu Lan is a big duck.

I love Yu lan

by Angrykidlllw March 7, 2021

lan si lan yong linsi

Swear word among the chinese/canto/singlish community to describe someone who is cocky/arrogant

Example
Person1: I don't think you can pass your upcoming exams which is due next week. I hardly see you study at all
Person2: OF COURSE I CAN PASS. DON'T LOOK DOWN ON ME! PLEASE!
Person1: Can you please don't be lan si lan yong linsi

END

by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023

LAN

lightskin ass nigga

* sees a lightskin*
person: that’s one LAN

by littlelonlon March 19, 2023