labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change

" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"

by superduperpasta July 23, 2025

laborshitz

French guy working while taking a shit

“During the morning meeting, Jacques was pulling a full-on laborshitz — typing reports while sitting on the toilet.”

by Senior Moki September 29, 2025

Slave Laborer

An extremely hard-working college student that works very difficult, hot, and sweaty jobs for very little pay. Will do anything short of prostitution to get money. The student may also be beaten and sworn at.

Slave laborer, ditch digger, pear picker, weed puller, etc.

by Circle Digger August 6, 2011

poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.

"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."

by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017

money labor

The action of where you make your money work for you.

The act of making your money your employee.

There should be a law against money labor, it’s ashame that someone would make a innocent dollar work for them to make them more money.

by DollarMaster June 21, 2018

Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.

Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.

by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018

diarrhea labor

The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.

Step on the gas, diarrhea labor has hit. It's coming now!

by Hayhayrene September 3, 2018