Lamp Hetero 

A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.

"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."

She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero

Lamp Hetero by Kenphil June 13, 2017

lamp anal 

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.

"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."

lamp anal by mystery dog September 21, 2017

Lamp Lash 

when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.

My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.

Lamp Lash by Fallen Corpse September 29, 2017

Lamp Post 

A taunting word. Its suggestive, but it doesn't have a meaning other than a simple lamp post. Its used for fun, to see how far the oblivious member of the group can go with elaborating about "Lamp Posts".

Person 1: "Haha, thats a big lampost!"
Oblivious Person: "Yeah, I bet you do like that big lamp post! Get it? Get it? Eh...?"

Lamp Post by Amber F April 27, 2008

lamp out 

To turn off the lights and go to sleep.

Girl:What you want to do?
Other Girl:Im so tired ima lamp out.

lamp out by AskAround February 16, 2008

Lamp -Shade -Drunk 

Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.

Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.

Lamp -Shade -Drunk by DylanFan88 December 29, 2005

Lamp Post 

A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.

Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post

Lamp Post by Elbow Picke July 18, 2020