Paddy whack the knick knack

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Knacktastic

a knack of all trades.
someone with a knack for being fantastic, hence knacktastic.
One badass family.

"have you seen Josh's beard?"

"yeah! that beard is knacktastic!"

"liz is downright knacktastic"

"I wouldn't mess with Mike, he's fucking knacktastic"

by knacktastic February 4, 2010

knacka

A knacka is someone who fakes their feelings for you in a relationship, then dumps you for someone else.

My ex is a knacka

by KLRxBEE May 9, 2018

fat knacker

someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out

holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.

by Big man March 13, 2003

nick knack

A United States 5 dollar ($) Federal Reserve Note. This tender piece of paper exposes the abnormally large head and ear of Abraham Lincoln our 16th president of the U.S. 1861-65.

Play me in darts and lets gamble a nick knack on it.

by MattMcC June 29, 2007

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

knick knack shite

Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.
Said item may or may not:
1. light up
2. glow in the dark
3. be in the shape of an animal
4. be covered in fur or metallic paint
5. be at home sitting on a doily
6. be highly breakable
7. be indestructible
8. be extremely useless and ugly

A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.

by Skoogle December 23, 2008