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Bonsai Kitty

A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!

but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!

prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!

former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...

Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!

pranker #1: dude, we got another email!

Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
by BakeSale May 24, 2006
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KiKi Kitty

A KiKi Kitty is most commonly known as GaiaOnline's favorite little cat plushie. It was released in March of 2005 through the Thank You letters given to anyone who donated or purchased a Sealed Envelope for that month.

Not only are they available in pixel form, but now can be purchased as a real life plushie or imprinted on a light blue shirt. The RL plushie has a hole in it to attach a clip or something and measures about 8 inches (20 cm) long and 4.5 (11 cm) inches wide. The shirts range from small to extra large Babydoll size shirts, which are very form fitting. The price for the plushie is $14.99, and the shirt is $11.99: both are the price before the calculated shipping.
My RL KiKi Kitty plushie is fluffy like a marshmallow!
by teh ebil ducky August 24, 2006
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kitty love

The opposite of puppy love. When you love someone but are not dependent of them, only occasionally searching for their attention, just like a cat would. Normally, people who give kitty love dislikes clingy or needy partner, basically puppy love.
Girl : Ugh I hate how clingy he is, why is he giving me that puppy love!
Friend : haha y’all complete opposites relationship wise.
Girl : yeah, if he was puppy love then I have kitty love for sure.
by axnais February 22, 2020
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Kitty-pie

Like cutie-pie, but for cats.
(baby voice) “Hey there kitty-pie! Aren’t you pretty!
by Innocent4 June 25, 2018
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kiwi kitty

A kiwi that suspiciously looks like a kitty...
Karen: "I got some kiwis Kevin!"
Kevin: "That looks like a kiwi kitty"
by mintyfresh47263 March 15, 2023
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Coco Kitty

Coco kitty is an item that was given out as a monthly collectible at gaia online. Coco is the cousin of Kiki kitty, and is the co-star of a famous television show
Coco kitty is a rare item from gaia online
by Hanna L. October 30, 2008
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kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off
Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.
by Richard the dude January 20, 2017
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