keybored

when you are bored and you type things with your keyboard. usually random things. often searched into google.

what do you get when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google?

examples of what one might search for when they are keybored:
-qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
-mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
-asfnjiwecnbjipawefmabfuqipn

by nice to meet you im bored December 26, 2010

Keyboard Slam

-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense

- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say

(Text) "hey, how tall is the empire state building?"

(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)

by MetrorteM April 14, 2010

keyboard pal

One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.

Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.

by Elliott September 4, 2005

Keyboard Spam

DTUDJhjrddjhdf&jdyrhjdrdhfkd5ykrsjyyjswrhyrsjys*7&646$$(;:;:/*&&3&3$(‘joiiguftdrsrstdmhfc,jfjuuktfutfiuktcciguc

Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing

by theDead_Torch March 2, 2022

Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

by Mariopolous May 19, 2006

keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.

keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78

by mb500 December 17, 2009

keyboard courage

Hiding behind a false name to send ugly, scurrilous, or threading messages on blogs, Twitter, and/or e@mails — lacking the courage to make such statements in person or, at least, use ones real name allowing another a place to respond.

The cowards who created false Facebook pages to send messages threatening President Obama are exhibiting keyboard courage.

by lwc30326 October 5, 2009